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Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

will — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:41:21 +0000

Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I see no reason why gunpowder, treason Should ever be forgot.

When I’m President, we’re importing the holiday. Remember, the Constitution put us in charge, okay?

Resources:

Guy Fawkes

The Gunpowder Plot of 1605

EFF’s spy suit agains ATT goes ahead

will — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:50:43 +0000

Thank goodnes. The case was heard back in August, after a judge denied AT&T’s motion to dismiss.

Violations of our privacy by private companies are as dangerous as those by big government; keep your eyes open.

Important Links

2020′s Presidential Frontrunner: Me.

will — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:03:18 +0000

These days it seems the politicians are compensating for the total lack of good Presidential candidates by having them declare their candidacy far far in advance of the primaries.

In this spirit, I am declaring my candidacy for The Office of the Presidency of the United States in the year 2020.

That’s right. In a scant ten years, my campaign will be in full force. I look forward to your vote. In 2020.

voter fatigue anyone?