Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I see no reason why gunpowder, treason Should ever be forgot.

When I’m President, we’re importing the holiday. Remember, the Constitution put us in charge, okay?

Resources:

• Guy Fawkes
• The Gunpowder Plot of 1605

In the Devil’s Garden
by Stuart Lee Allen

A fantastical romp through the seven deadly sins and the foods that most encourage them. Bizzare dishes run rampant, including rare little birds drowned in liquer and eaten whole, fish in scalding sauce served wriggling, psychoactive Absinthe, even “man’s milk” (you don’t want to know). Next to them on the forbidden list: tomatoes, potatoes, corn, beef, rye, wine, beer, and chocolate.

This is truly a must-read for anyone who cares about what goes into their mouths, what stays out, and the history behind the food on your table.

You probably shouldn’t watch this if you love Mickey Mouse or Palestinians.

References:

1. Remeber, harmony in all aspects of your project is difficult.

   Great patience is required to overcome this.

   
   

   Master Ittei said, “In calligraphy it is progress when the paper, brush, and ink are in harmony.” Yet they are so wont to be disjointed!

   
   

   
   


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   Don’t reinvent the wheel

   
   

   Take a lesson from me; don’t get stuck pursuing a tricky solution. Look to what others have done and try to improve on it, but don’t reinvent the wheel (yeah, I know you hear that all the time).

   
   

   Learning is a good thing, but more often it leads to mistakes. It is like the admonition of the priest K?nan. It is worthwhile just looking at the deeds of accomplished persons for the purpose of knowing our own insufficiencies. But often this does not happen. For the most part, we admire our own opinions and become fond of arguing.

   
   

   
   


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   Listen to old people

   
   

   This is less about coding and more about life. Listen to old people. They have done things you will never do in times you could never see. Pay attention. There are less than 50 WWI vets alive today. 1100 WWII vets die every day. When they are gone, they are gone forever.

   
   

   When you are listening to the stories of accomplished men and the like, you should listen with deep sincerity, even if it’s something about which you already know. If in listening to the same thing ten or twenty times it happens that you come to an unexpected understanding, that moment will be very special. Within the tedious talk of old folks are there meritorious deeds.

   
   

   
   


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   Keep your eyes on the prize

   
   

   Planning is essential to a succesful project, but when the planning phase is complete and the battle begins, you must not take your eye off of your goal. See it through completely and swiftly; be dilligent and unfailing in your aim. If you want great word-of-mouth advertising, turn a client’s project around ahead of schedule and on budget. Your profit margin increases, as does the satisfaction of the client.

   
   

   
   

   According to what one of the elders said, taking an enemy on the battlefield is like a hawk taking a bird. Even though it enters into the midst of a thousand of them, it gives no attention to any bird other than the one that it has first marked .
   

   
   

   Moreover, what is called a tezuke no kubi is a head that one has taken after having made the declaration, “I will take that warrior wearing such and such armor.”

   
   

   
   


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   Youth is the time for the hardest work

   
   

   Work hard while you’re young, folks. No amount of caffiene will fuel a 16-hour code binge when you’re old.

   
   

   Save your money. Invest! Your retirement should not consist of asking if I want fries.

   
   

   Shida Kichinosuke said, “At first it is an oppressive thing to run until one is breathless. But it is an extraordinarily good feeling when one is standing around after the running. More than that, it is even better to sit down. More than that, it is even better to lie down. And more than that, to put down a pillow and sleep soundly is even better. A man’s whole life should be like this. To exert oneself to a great extent when one is young and then to sleep when he is old or at the point of death is the way it should be. But to first sleep and then exert oneself . . . To exert oneself to the end, and to end one’s whole life in toil is regrettable.” Shimomura Rokurouemon told this story.

   
   

   A saying of Kichinosuke’s that is similar to this is, “A man’s life should be as toilsome as possible.”

   
   

   
   


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   Honesty is the best policy

   
   

   Clients should know up front the benifits and drawbacks to the changes they are requesting. Don’t assume clients understand the ramifications of a new cart checkout process on the user’s experience, or the irrelevance of a new XML-based export. Let them know why the latest round of changes will put the project behind schedule 2 weeks. If they know up front, they won’t feel like you were hiding it when a deadline gets pushed back (unless they are jerks).

   
   

   
   Hirose Denzaemon was then about twelve or thirteen years old. When he sat down in front of the physiognomist, he said in a bristling voice , ‘’if you read cowardice in me, I’ll cut you down with a single blow !”

   
   

   When there is something to be said, it is better if it is said right away. If it is said later, it will sound like an excuse. Moreover, it is occasionally good to really overwhelm your opponent. Also, in addition to having spoken sufficiently it is the highest sort of victory to teach your opponent some- thing that will be to his benefit. This is in accordance with the Way.

   
   

   
   


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   Plan ahead

   
   

   The phrase, ‘’Win first, fight later, ‘’ can be summed up in the two words, “Win beforehand.” The resourcefulness of times of peace is the military preparation for times of war. With five hundred allies one can defeat an enemy force of ten thousand.

   
   

   
   

   For me, this speaks to the benifits of a good code archive. If you alredy have an app or killer solution to a problem waiting in the wings, you have already completed much of your task.

   
   


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   Continue to spur a running horse.

   
   

   
   

   Managers: push your developers, no matter how well they are doing. Reward them well when they excel, and then push again.

   
   


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   Learn by asking questions.

   
   

   To ask when you already know is politeness. To ask when you don’t know is the rule.

   
   

   
   


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    Be skeptical

    
    

    People with intelligence will use it to fashion things both true and false and will try to push through whatever they want with their clever reasoning. This is injury from intelligence . Nothing you do will have effect if you do not use truth.

    
    

    
    

    If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is (except Gmail – Gmail rocks).

    
    


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    Be quick

    
    

    Lord Katsushige always used to say that there are four kinds of retainers. They are the “quick, then lapping,” the “lagging, then quick,” the “continually quick,” and the ‘’continually lagging.’‘

    
    

    The “continually quick” are men who when given orders will undertake their execution quickly and settle the matter well. Fukuchi Kichizaemon and the like resemble this type.

    
    

    The “lagging, then quick” are men who, though lacking in understanding when given orders, prepare quickly and bring the matter to a conclusion. I suppose that Nakano Kazuma and men similar are like this.

    
    

    The “quick, then lagging” are men who when given orders seem to be going to settle things but in their preparation take time and procrastinate. There are many people like this.

    
    

    Other than these, one could say that the rest are ‘’continually lagging.”

    
    

    
    



May your tasks fall before your sword like weeds before the farmer’s hoe.

References:

• Hagakure EBook
• Wikipedia: Bushido
• Ninjas are freakin’ cool

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

Taken from http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html, where Bruce Dorsey teaches History at Swarthmore.